The etsy store is finally up! I might have missed the deadline I set up by a long shot, but at least the store is up and running now!

I’m selling four things right now, the taco purse, custom cat hats, egg hats, and ice cream scarves. It looks kinda sparse right now, but I have plans to add more cute merchandise, including more types of taco purses as soon as I get the materials.

Right now I have a store opening special where I have to wait two weeks to send you your item because I’m just about to go on vacation, but I throw in a cute, small, probably food related item as a giant thank you for supporting my yummy crochet shenanigans.

If you buy from me you will not only get an awesome crochet item to make all your friends jealous, but also the happy feeling of supporting a budding crocheter and my never ending love and thankfulness, along with my number (text meh) and a limited edition extra item fo freesies.

If you wanna check out my etsy store and see my amazing banner in person, you can go to:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/PoptartPetticoats?ref=si_shop

Here you can browse my multitude(4) of amazing items and buy things if ya want, its okay if you don’t, we’re in a recession probably, and I get it, bruh, I’d still appreciate it if you reblog and share the love so you can help out a fellow internet stranger so she can buy snacks and cute pants

madscipanda said: I really really really love your waffle taco purse. I just saw it; I need a crocheted waffle taco now. Do you have an Etsy store???

Im actually working right now on setting up an etsy store! So far it’s just been making inventory and that’s a slow, tedious process, but it’s something I’ve been wanting to do for a while and I’m super pumped for it, so you can expect that soon, and I’ll definitely have my taco purse there (and maybe with some other taco themed purses!)
This has also been why I haven’t posted much lately, by the way. My goal is to completely set up the website by summer, I guess, which is kind of early-is June, so if you’re still interested then, I would be overjoyed to see that my etsy store isn’t a complete flop.

In celebration of the beautiful day among days when Taco Bell announced its breakfast line, I made this beauty, a deluxe waffle breakfast taco purse, complete with a sausage patty and scrambled egg pocket, plus a classy metal chain for the taco enthusiast on the go!
I actually finished this the day after Taco Bell started serving breakfast, and I was putting off posting this until I was able to get a photo shoot at a Taco Bell, but that hasn’t happened yet so this’ll be here for now and I’ll make another post at Taco Bell soon. See ya then!

P.S. Part of the credit for the photoset goes to Van Gogh for his painting Almond Blossom that provided a lovely backdrop

I present: The Fried Egg Beanie

I don’t remember much about it other than waking up one night with one thing on my mind-egg hat. It was the middle of the night and I was exhausted and it just kind of came to me and all I could think was “yeeeeee this is totally the best idea I’ve ever had this is totes great I gotta make this, it’s like an egg but on your head the universe came together for this this is going to be the best idea I’ll ever have this is it” And then I fell back asleep repeating egg hat, egg hat to myself.
I woke up the next morning and realized it wasn’t as good of an idea as I had groggily thought in the middle of the night, but I made it anyway, and now I have an egg hat, so it’s a win win.

Oh no, doctor! My cat appears to have turned into a hat!!! Ahahhahahhahaha

No cats were harmed in the making of this hat.

(Read this paragraph in Billy Mays’ voice for best effect, even if it’s a bit out of character)
Ice cream scarfs are back, baby (remember those? Phew, that was a long time ago) and now they have 200% more color and 500% more cone shaped pockets for holding all manner of things-cell phones, chapstick, freshly made kittens, even real ice cream, if that’s what you’re into! What’s this? More flavors? Damn straight! We got a minty mix coming into town as well as one of those giant bins worth of sorbet in the form of one ice cold scarf

I just made some improvements to a fox scoodie I made a while back, because I’m too swamped to actually crochet something this week. My random animal model this time is a cute little bunny I found in my room the other day.

I just made some improvements to a fox scoodie I made a while back, because I’m too swamped to actually crochet something this week. My random animal model this time is a cute little bunny I found in my room the other day.

I am absolutely in love with making these cute little donut bangles!!! They’re so easy to make, and so fun to wear.

I am absolutely in love with making these cute little donut bangles!!! They’re so easy to make, and so fun to wear.

Operation candy button scarf is now complete! It took months of procrastination and 108 little f**king crochet circles, but now nobody can say that I don’t own a scarf modeled after a giant sheet of candy buttons.

In case you don’t remember (it was a long time ago) at the beginning of the summer I set a goal to crochet everything in the first picture, and the second picture is my finished product. Thanks for staying with me through forty nine little crochet foods!